That moment when you realize that the Doctor quoted Toy Story.
holy shit
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
Don’t delete the text! It won’t show up on your blog!
WIN A 4TH GENERATION 32 GB WHITE IPOD TOUCH
also included:
-head phones
-a charger cord
-3 cases (one old game boy case-pink & the other two are penguins black and green colored)
How to win!:
- Must be following me (penquinns) Liars will be blocked & disqualified from this giveaway & future ones, we will check!
- Reblog as many times as you want for a bigger chance to get it! Likes will not count, you will be disqualified if you don’t reblog it!
- If you unfollow me after the giveaway is over you will be disqualified from future giveaways!
- If you win and do not reply within 12 hours, we will pick a different person.
- I will pay for shipping and handling!
- We will be using random.org to pick our winner so it’ll be fair!
I’ll be choosing on Friday June 21st at 6pm est.
I will choose the winner using random.org so I will choose fairly!
good luck! ♥
Can you imagine how confused the first aliens will be at the concept of smiling?
We curl our mouth holes into shapes to show others that we are pleased.
Especially considering that most other species on our planet bare teeth as a form of aggression…
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
Forever reblog.
I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.
MY REAL OTP
I nearly spit Coke on my students
you are my hero, random fandom teacher
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
mine go ding when there’s stuff
Mine are the real






